Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don’t ask us, ask the chicken!

 Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no body to go with.

Q. What day do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-days!

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station.

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road ?  It got tired of everyone making so many jokes !!!.

Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. Because the chicken needed a day off.

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Q. What happened when the elephant crossed the road?
A. It stepped on the chicken!

Q. Why do hens lay eggs?
A. Because if they dropped them they’d break!

Q. How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
A. In a shopping bag.

Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order!

Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. Because it thought it was a chicken.

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He was following the chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. Because he was chasing the chicken.

Q. Why did the chickens cross the road?
A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was tired of living beside KFC

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To look for the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes!

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut.

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

Why did the fish cross the river?
To get to its school

Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!

Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach his Nay-borhood.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A. She was afraid someone would Caesar!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To cockadoodle dooo something.

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the shell station.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side!

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut.

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

Why did the fish cross the river?
To get to its school

Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!

Q. Why did the chicken join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks!

Q. Why did the egg hide?
A. Because she was a little chicken!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

Q. Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
A. He wanted to pat the chicken.

Q. Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was chicken!

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Q. Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
A. She was already across the street.

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. “Ouch!”

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A. To get to the other tide!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the possums how it’s done.

Q. What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because the chicken retired!

Q. Why did Chicken Little cross the road?

A. To save the world.

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. One o’cluck, two o’cluck, three o’cluck…

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Q. If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
A. He tied himself to the chicken.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because he wasn’t a chicken.

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. Because she wanted to get to the other side faster.

Q. Where are chicks born?
A. In Chick-cago.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A. I’ll tell you later.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. The chicken was sick.

Q. What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
A. Golden Chicks!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the park?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove that he wasn’t chicken!

Q. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn’t be bothered!

Q. Why did the bear cross the road?
A. To eat the dead chicken.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A. Ham and eggs!

Q. What did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg.

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side.Q.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. Because

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because her boyfriend was on the other side. it was the chicken’s day off.

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A. A cockatoo!

 

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And now your task:

Can you tell us your favourite joke in a creative way using one of the tools we learnt for the projects:

http://storybird.com/

http://stripgenerator.com/

http://photopeach.com/

http://www.dvolver.com/moviemaker/index.html

Bookr : http://www.pimpampum.net/bookr

http://www.zimmertwins.com/splash

Or maybe you want to find your favourite joke here:

http://itsallkidsplay.ca/play-activities-kids/kids-jokes/

 

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20 respuestas a Why did the chicken cross the road?

  1. Marina RC dijo:

    http://photopeach.com/album/5e9oyu
    ya lo he hecho Yolanda, no se si está bien.
    Espero que te guste 🙂

  2. Andrea dijo:

    yolanda para enviártelo ¿me tengo que registrar en photopeach? es que no sé como hacerlo…

  3. Sara 1º B dijo:

    lo siento por enviarlo con otro correo es que se me ha olvidado la contraseña 🙂

  4. Andrea dijo:

    profe no puedo registrarme en storybird y no sé porque…
    espero tú respuesta.
    andrea

  5. alexartime dijo:

    photopeach.com/album/143euia

  6. Sara 1º B dijo:

    Yolanda he encontrado a song in future is: I will wait

  7. Sara 1º B dijo:

    Yolanda otra song that I like it´s : demons of imagine dragons
    I want sing this song in the english class
    Goodbye .

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